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During a rather boring lunch hour Richard, Benedict and myself invented an amazing stick game, that all the family can enjoy. Here are the rules:

Find a stick that’s about a metre and a half long. Got a stick? Right, make a cup of tea using ONLY the stick. This involves opening the cupboard door, getting the cup off the shelf, putting the cup down on the kitchen work surface, closing the cupboard door, picking up the kettle, turning the tap on, filling the kettle with water, turning the tap off, putting the kettle back on it’s base, switching it on, opening the fridge door, taking out the milk, pouring the milk in the cup, putting the milk back in the fridge, somehow getting the tea bag in the cup, filling the cup with boiling water from the kettle. Remember, you can only use the stick whilst doing this. No hands or legs are allowed to be used. Think it can’t be done? Well, I witnessed Benedict performing this amazing task only a couple of days ago. So why not try it yourself and brighten up those dull tea making moments. Feeling more adventurous? Then why not try the amazing washing line pole game. Got a washing line pole? Right, get drunk and try to get the lawnmower out of the shed using only the washing line pole. This is rather tricky, but I will be trying it again tonight. Changing the subject completely! One of the trainee people, working here today, thought I was 35 years old. Aah, no! As Pete Huxley would say. By the way Pete, we all know you killed Jill Dando, so just own up. Killer!!!!! Hmmmm…….think i’ll have Findus crispy pancakes for tea. Lovely stuff.