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Are you that fat woman with the white coat, that gets my train in the morning?

You are!

Right!!

Just cos i’m skinny doesn’t mean I don’t exist. Stop placing half your arse on my lap when you sit down. In fact, stop sitting next to me completely, it’s 3 days in a row now and it’s getting creepy. Don’t insult my intelligence by reading the Daily Star (christ!) then offering it to me to read, when I get off at Piccadilly. I deserve more than this.