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Here is my final cast listing for ‘Blackwell’s The Movie’ currently in it’s preproduction stages.
Noel Edmonds as Richard Holden
Bonnie Langford as Benedict Gifford
Will Self as Andy Leyland
Mick Fleetwood as Steven Haygarth
Scarlet Johanson as Vicki Ball
Stephen Fry as Anne Swarbrick
Barry Cryer as Peter Huxley
That bloke from the Mr. Muscle adverts as Chris Whiting
Linda Ronstadt as Ruth the new girl
Dale Winton as David Coates
Keith Richards as Paul Mcloughlin
Richard Hammond as Iain Finlayson
Roland from Grange Hill in the 80’s as Ian Carrington
Brian Blessed as Sue Chapman
Amy Winehouse as Mary Timmins
Charlotte Church as Clair the missing cash office girl
Brian Sewell as Gareth Cutter
David Tennant as Rhys Bartle
And finally;
Steve Coogan as myself
This is sure to be a blockbuster of a movie. Now give me some money to make it.
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Noel Edmonds? Fuck you.
Comment by Richard March 14, 2008 @ 5:27 pmDavid Tennant? Fuck you. It well should have been Sean Bean.
Comment by rhys March 15, 2008 @ 3:29 pmLast time Blackwell made a movie I was Robert Downey Jnr! What’s happened? Cunt!
Chesney Hawkes IS Rik Knightingale!
Comment by David April 2, 2008 @ 2:01 pm