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Blackwell’s The Movie
March 14, 2008, 2:51 pm
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Here is my final cast listing for ‘Blackwell’s The Movie’ currently in it’s preproduction stages.

Noel Edmonds as Richard Holden

Bonnie Langford as Benedict Gifford

Will Self as Andy Leyland

Mick Fleetwood as Steven Haygarth

Scarlet Johanson as Vicki Ball

Stephen Fry as Anne Swarbrick

Barry Cryer as Peter Huxley

That bloke from the Mr. Muscle adverts as Chris Whiting

Linda Ronstadt as Ruth the new girl

Dale Winton as David Coates

Keith Richards as Paul Mcloughlin

Richard Hammond as Iain Finlayson

Roland from Grange Hill in the 80’s as Ian Carrington

Brian Blessed as Sue Chapman

Amy Winehouse as Mary Timmins

Charlotte Church as Clair the missing cash office girl

Brian Sewell as Gareth Cutter

David Tennant as Rhys Bartle

And finally;

Steve Coogan as myself

This is sure to be a blockbuster of a movie. Now give me some money to make it.


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Noel Edmonds? Fuck you.

Comment by Richard

David Tennant? Fuck you. It well should have been Sean Bean.

Comment by rhys

Last time Blackwell made a movie I was Robert Downey Jnr! What’s happened? Cunt!

Chesney Hawkes IS Rik Knightingale!

Comment by David




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